Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Bears love exotic cars.
What animal loves Indian food?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the scariest letter?