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Lean beef.
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How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
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What animal has 20/20 vision?
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What does a cloud wear under his pants?
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What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
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What vehicle works the hardest?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?