Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why are fish such good architects?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?