Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is the strongest animal?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do little fish love to play with?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?