What game do bats excel at?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How do hurricanes see?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why is sand so optimistic?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?