Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Which computer won the talent show?
What country has the most fish?