Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?