Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What siblings are always sad?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do cows say when you milk them?