What's the politest month?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do jokesters study in college?
What animal has the most fun?