Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What siblings are always sad?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where do frogs keep their money?