What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?