What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
I'm not a bad putter.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Bears love exotic cars.