What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why are baseball players so good at math?