Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Which fly makes films?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do colds go on vacation?