Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What horn never makes a sound?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?