Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What fairy loves to count?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do snowmen get information?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?