What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?