What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Who are Frosty's parents?
When do cows get tired?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?