What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
A book just fell on my head.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?