What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What car can't keep a secret?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?