How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
It was a Life Saver.
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you say to a really good barista?