What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?