What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
When should you start writing a book?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?