On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the confused bee say?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which family member is always relieved?
A book just fell on my head.