Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the confused bee say?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?