What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which animals make the best football players?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which cats love to be petted?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?