What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?