Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?