What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What animal floats best?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What fish sings the best?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?