Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?