Where do polar bears vote?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What bird is always sad?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?