Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which president loved to take baths?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?