What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How are mountains able to see?