My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?