What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Did you know about April 1st?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?