Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a flying police officer?
When is a baseball player like a thief?