Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of bird can write?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?