Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why do dogs run in circles?