Where do cowboys cook their chili?
On the range.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Did you know about April 1st?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?