What do you call a short cow?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What car can't keep a secret?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?