I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kind of books do boats write?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do cats wear to work?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?