What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?