What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?