What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Which insect is the smartest?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the duck cross the road?