What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Which singer could always break a five?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why is summer always sad?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do bees buzz?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a short cow?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?