Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?