Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's the opposite of irony?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?