What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What words make the best athletes?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do math teachers eat?
Which insect makes the best father?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?