Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
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What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?