Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?